10. Can't resist to urge to "unsheathe your lightsaber," if you know what I mean.

9. Bossman Vader told you to take your Jedi powers to the planet of unemployment.

8. We're bombing who? What the hell is a Kosovo?

7. A fellow fan compliments you on your Chewbacca costume but you aren't wearing one.

6. When a reporter asks you why you're obsessing about a movie when there's a war in Europe, you express full confidence in President Reagan's ability to handle the situation.

5. Your Boba Fett lunchbox is worth $.45 more than it was when you got to the theater.

4. The guy next to you is in line for "Episode II."

3. Obi-Wan's ghost shows up to spritz you with Lysol.

2. The dude in the Wookie suit is starting to look pretty good to you.

and the Number 1 Sign You've Been Waiting on Line Too Long For "Star Wars" Tickets...

1. Even your most loyal supporters are starting to question your order to "Just keep bombing Serbia until I get back."

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