Two Pairs of Golf Pants
In sunny Califorina there was a man who was very proud of
his tan. He had taned every part of his body except his
penis. So wanting an all over tan, he decided to bury
himself in the sand and leave only his dick out to get the
all over tan that he craved. Now there happened to be an old
lady (around 80) hobbling down that same beach. When she
looked down and saw this penis laying on the sand. Taking
her cane she touched it and it got hard. She said " 40 years
ago I would have given anything for one of thoughs and here
that are growing wild.
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