Alien Sex
The scientist and his research staff were interacting with
the recently landed aliens to gain information about their
lifestyle when the question of reproduction came up. Finding
it difficult to understand the oral description, the head
researcher said "Why not just demonstrate for us?" The male
alien then proceeded to intertwine his antennae with those of
the female alien and after about 30 seconds of flying sparks
a large sack begins to form on the female's back and two
minutes later the sack breaks open and out pops a miniature
alien. "That is how we reporduce. How is it done here on
earth?", asked the aliens. The head scientist looks at his
attractive female assistant and says "In the interest of
scientific interchange I think we should demonstrate, don't
you?" The sex-starved assistant is more than willing and
after the climax of 30 minutes of heated passion the research
scientist pants "There, that (pant) is how we do it (pant) on
earth." "But where is the offspring?" asks the alien. "Oh
the gestation period is about 270 earth days", answers the
scientist. "What!" exclaims the alien. "If you have to wait
270 earth days, then why were you in such a hurry at the
end?"
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