"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"

"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I couldn't spell 'convenience', so I made it 'risk'." Home Relationship Next