"Something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." says the man.

"What's the matter?" asks the rabbi, sensing that there is a serious problem.

"My wife is poisoning me!" exclaims the man.

Stunned, the rabbi asks, "How can that be?"

"I'm telling you that I'm certain that she's poisoning me."

replies the man.

The rabbi puts his hand on the man to comfort him and says "Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man. "Well I spoke to your wife. I called her on the phone and spoke to her for four hours. Would you like my advice?"

"Yes, please." requests the man.

The rabbi pauses then says, "Take the poison." Home Relationship Next