Anniversary Gift

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?"

he asks.



"Not really," says Mary.



"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.



"No," she responds.



"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.



She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."



"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.



"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.



"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John. Home Relationship Next