Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb
employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Some Finance: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
Some Psych: A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little -- To be happy with a woman, you must love
her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.