2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours b) not a problem, she can join your gym c) a conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) a myth b) an oxymoron c) a moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) appetizer is to entree b) primer is to paint c) a line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."

b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

c) "Welcome to Dumpsville: Population; YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you 'play with yourself':

a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy b) is uptight and a waste of time c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Evaluating the results:

If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "b" more than 7 times, check into therapy,you're a little confused.

If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "You DA MAN!" Home Relationship Next