"Well, I have a frog in the back, that I can let you have
for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "That
seems terribly expensive for a frog. Well, this frog is worth
it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."
The woman is stunned, but as her husband loves this sort of
sex, and she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the
frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it
home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special
value.
The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a
try that night. The woman goes to sleep, happily knowing she
won't be bothered by her husband that night. She is suddenly
awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes
downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out
pots and pans, and pouring over cookbooks.
"What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband
responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your sorry @ss
is out of here!"