Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show ...

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!



When things go wrong,

When sadness fill your heart,

When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Cause I want to be there for you,

I am selling tissues,buy one get one free





Guy: Do you have a map?

Girl: No, why do you ask?

Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.





Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?



Girl: Yes, why?



Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you! Home Pickup

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