What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.

Good. I¡¯ll take two of them.



Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.



A horse walked into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?"

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Answer: lean beef!

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