What do you get from a pampered cow

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.



Q: What runs around a football field and never gets tired?

A: A fence.



Why did the potato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing



Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.

A: He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

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