A bicycle can¡¯t stand on its own because it¡¯s two tired.

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal?

A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.



Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play?

He was grounded.



When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

A bicycle can¡¯t stand on its own because it¡¯s two tired.





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