Why did the belt go to jail?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

The survivors were marooned.



Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.



Q: Where did Santa Claus went on his summer vacation

A: At ho ho Holland



Q. Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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