I had plastic surgery last week

1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.

2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.

3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.



I had plastic surgery last week. My wife cut up my credit cards







¡°Sir, there¡¯s a debt collector in the outer office.¡±

¡°Tell him he can take that pile on my desk¡±



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