How do you catch a sqirrel?

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.



Q. Why do bakers work so hard?

A. Because they need the dough



Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware)

A. Her New Jersey



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