There are three ways a man wears his hair

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed



Did you know my wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers?

It¡¯s called On and On Anon.



What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!



Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Because his pupils were so bright











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