When I¡¯m not in my right mind

Sign at truck stop caf¨¦ reads: Eat here diet home



When I¡¯m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded



What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.



Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?

A: Very large hands!! Home One_Liners Next