What does a cannibal use for a menu

"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country."



Q: What does a cannibal use for a menu?

A: A phone book



What is the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

I don¡¯t know and I don¡¯t care one way or the other.



You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body.





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