How does Bill Gates enter his house?

Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A: A nervous wreck!



Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".



Q: how do you get a tissue to dance?

A: put a little boogie in it!



Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?

Great food but no Atmosphere.







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