A File On Your Computer:

Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer:

?Buff your mouse pad

?Make a list of things to download

?Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem

?Count to 500 in "click" language

?Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)

?Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter Home One_Liners Next