What kind of dance does a butcher go to?

Q: What kind of dance does a butcher go to?

A: A meatball



What is the difference between a rabbit?

Its left ear is the same length.



How does the IRS describe a day at work?

Taxing.



Q: What do you call five Antartians on top of each other?

A: An air mattress







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