Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"



What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.



Q. What is a musical part of a turkey?

A. The drumsticks



Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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