What¡¯s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What¡¯s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.



If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?



What did the bee say t the flower?



Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

A. Dam!

¡°Hey bud, when do you open?





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