If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!



¡°Will you love me when I¡¯m old and ugly?¡±

¡°Darling, of course I do.¡±



The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.



Q. How do you make holy water?

A. Boil the hell out of it.

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