· OK

· OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

· I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

· Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

· Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

· Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

· Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

· A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

· Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

· Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

· Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

· Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

· Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

· There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

· Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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