Confucius Says 2

Confucius Says:



Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.



Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.



Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.



Man who stand on toilet high on pot.



Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.



Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.



Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.



Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.



Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.



Man who drive like hell bound to get there.



Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.



Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.



Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.



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