On the top floor was a man juggling knives.

On the middle floor a man was pissing out the window.

On the bottom floor there was a preacher.

The man juggling knives dropped a knife which cut off the man who was pissing's dick which fell in the preacher's pocket.

The preacher reached into his pocket for a cross, said "This is what we believe in!" and . . . pulled out the dick. Home Miscellaneous Next