HATPIN JOKE

PREACHER SAYS TO HIS WIFE. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE THIS FELLOW EVERY SUNDAY,BUT HE KEEPS FALLING TO SLEEP DURING MY SERMON. SO I WANT YOU TO SIT BEHIND HIM AND KEEP HIM AWAKE TO DAY. SO THE WIFE TAKES ALONG A HAT PIN AND EVERYTIME THE MAN STARTS TO FALL ALSEEP SHE STICKS HIM WITH IT.



THE PREACHER GETS UP AND BEGINS HIS SERMON."FRIENDS, I ONLY HAVE 3 QUESTIONS TO ASK TODAY AND IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER I WANT YOU SHOUT IT OUT!!!!!. FIRST QUESTION I WANT TO ASK IS WHO IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR? THE MAN SHOUT OUT: JESUS CHRIST!!! PREACHER: YOUR RIGHT BROTHER AMEN,AMEN. NOW WHO CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH: MAN: GOD---!!!! PREACHER YOUR RIGHT AGAIN BROTHER!!! NOW WHAT DID EVE SAY TO ADAM AFTER THEY HAD THIER 44TH CHILD? THE MAN STANDS UP AND TURNS AROUND AND BLURTS OUT: IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF.

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