He is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.

He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free He goes back to the restaurant.

The bouncer carefully looks him over, and then says, "Well OK, I guess you can come in . . . just don't start anything." Home Miscellaneous Next