"Well Chief," replied the owner,"all I got is this here
generic paper. It doesn't even have a name."
Out of desperation, the chief took a roll, and went home
The next morning, he returned with the roll of paper, half
used.
"How's it going Chief," asked the owner, How did you like
that paper?"
"I found name for paper, " said the Chief, throwing the
remander of the roll on the counter. " Me callum 'John Wayne
Toilet Paper'."
The store owner asked him why and the old man replied
"'Cause it rough, it tough, and don't take no shit from no
Indian."