15) Host a Celebrity Stab-A-Thon.
14) Negotiate with the National Enquirer to admit to the
Olympic bombing and the assasination of JFK.
13) Hit Kato up for back rent.
12) Tour guide for Hell, Michigan.
11) "I Fought the Law: An Evening in Vegas with O.J. Simpson
and Richard Jewell."
10) Host a TV program about mysterious disappearances of
spouses, called the "EX-FILES."
9) Contact the Democratic National Committee fund raisers
8) Get enormous breast implants; marry an old blind
billionaire.
7) Develop super-duper coffee mug - sell a dozen to the
Pentagon for $2,791,666.67 each.
6) Arrangement with Satan to receive a penny every time
someone thinks he should burn in Hell.
5) "Borrow back" from criminal trial jury.
4) Write a "Homicide for Dummies" book.
3) Open a "Kick Me for $5" booth. Wait.
2) "I'll take 'Golf Courses of Southern California' for 33.5
Million, Alex."
And the Number 1 Way O.J. Can Raise $33.5 Million...
1) Invest $67 million in Apple Computer.