2.My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I
stopped to look.... I noticed your cat.
3.Your computer is dead. It once was a first-rate. Don't you
regret buying...... Windows 98?
4.Your dog is dead. So sorry to hear He was chasing cars...
And caught a semi in the rear.
5.Heard your wife left you. How upset you must be. Well
don't worry about her.... She moved in with me!