Grocer: We are out of tomatoes.
Woman: I really need some tomatoes. I'll take 2 pounds.
Grocer: We don't have ANY tomatoes.
Woman: You don't understand. I really need some tomatoes. I
can get by with just 1 pound.
Grocer: Lady, if you take the straw out of strawberries what
would you have?
Woman: Berries.
Grocer: If you take the head out of head lettuce what would
you have?
Woman: Lettuce.
Grocer: If you take the fuck out of tomatoes what would you
have?
Woman: There's no fuck in tomatoes.
Grocer: That's what I've been trying to tell you, lady.