Bad Bridge Game
The hostess of her bridge club got a last minute call from
one of the players that she was sick. Unable to get a
replacement on such short notice, she drafted her husband, a
mediocre player with an attitude.
During the game, he got up and went to the bathroom, leaving
the door ajar. Everyone listened as he urinated into the
toilet. Embarrassed, his wife called out, "John, would you
please close the door!"
John's partner said, "Never mind, it's the first time since
we started playing that I've known what the man has in his
hand."
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