Woman on the beach

There was this woman who had no arms and no legs she was sitting on the beach crying this guy walked passed her and asked why she was crying she replied "I am 21 and never been kissed before" he replied " well I can do that for you" He leaned down and gave her the most softest kiss then he walked away again and she started crying again he asked " what's wrong now?" she replied I am 21 and I have never been screwed before because of the fact I have no arms and no legs so he replied " I can do that too" He picked her up and threw her into the ocean and said " Your Screwed Now Baby

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