Headphones and a Haircut

A blonde walked into a barber shop with a pair of headphones on. She asked for a haircut. The blonde added "but don't take my headphones off or else I'll just die!" So the barber started washing her hair and decided, he'd just remove the headphones before they got ruined. So he took them off. She immediately died. The barber wondered why. He put the headphones on. "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."

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