Priest and Carpenter

A priest and a carpenter were on the roof of the church repairing it. The carpenter hit his thumb and excalimed "Damn it! I missed!" The priest looked at him and said," You know one of these days God will strike you down." The carpenter appologized, and went back to work. A few minutes later,The carpenter hit his thumb and excalimed, "Damn it! I missed!" The priest looked at him and said," You know one of these days God will strike you down." the carpenter again appologized, and went back to work. a few minutes later, He hit his thumb again, and yelled,"Damn it! I missed" Before the priest could say anything, a bolt of lightning hit the priest. as the carpenter looked around, he heard a voice say,"Damn it! I missed!"



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