9 In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears
8 Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party.
7 Water cooler conversations always end with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's
ass."
6 "Severance pay" has taken on a whole new meaning lately..
5 Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.
4 Your sarcastic little "Bite me!" nets you 12 stitches.
3 Always calls in sick with "mange."
2 Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting.
1 Has more hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT ED
ASNER!