Don't Play With Acid

A young boy was sitting on the steps of his local church playing with acid. All of a sudden, the reverand came out and grabbed the bottle away from the child saying, "My child, do you know how dangerous this substance is?"

The kid looked blankly before he replied "Hey, but you play with holy water!"

The reverand was shocked. "My son, holy water is very, very special. The other day I put a small amount on a woman's tummy and she passed a baby!"

The kid giggled and replied, "That's nothing! The other day I put some acid on my dogs bollocks and he passed a Ferrari!" Home Miscellaneous Next