The Present
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's
son handed her a gift. She
shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is -- some flowers."
"That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is -- a box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher
held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the
leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No" the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No" the boy replied.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring,"I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"