Which End is Which?

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.

A passerby, who had seen everything remarked, That's very tolerant of you after what he just did.

Not really, came the reply. I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts. Home Miscellaneous Next