Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a crossdresser.

Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.

Bad: The postman had the same idea.

Worse: You have to wait. Home Miscellaneous Next