U.S. vs. Canada
An American ship was out in the ocean when thecaptain
noticed something on the radar that was directly in their
path. He got on the radio an said "I honorably request that
you alter your course 15 degrees north to avoid an accident."
The blip on the radar, a Canadian answered back "no, I
request that you change your course 15 degrees north to
prevent an accident." At this the American captain became
quite angry, so he got on the radio and said, "I am the
captain of a US Navy ship, I respectfully demand that you
alter your course." The Canadian answered back "No, I think
you should alter you course." At this point the captain
couldn't stand it, so he got on the radio and said, "This is
the captain of the USS Enterprise, we are the largest ship in
the US Navy, I demand that you change your course NOW!" At
this the Canadian calmly got on the radio and said, "We are a
small Canadian lighthouse, you call."
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