Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for." Home Medical Next