The Female Stages of Life
Age - Favorite Drink
17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Age - Excuses for Refusing Dates
17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig
Age - Favorite Sport
17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Age - Definition of Successful Date
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"
Age - Favorite Fantasy
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair (preferably not on back)
66 a man
Age - House Pet
17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
Age - What's the Ideal Age to Get Married?
17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66
Age - Ideal Date
17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast Home Male Next