Piece of ass

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.



She picked a little boy to do the first test.



She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"



"No, I don't," said the little boy.



"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom when he gets home from work."



Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!" Home Kid Next