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That's not right...

Sum Ting Wong



Are you harboring a fugitive?...

Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me ASAP...

Kum Hia Nao



Stupid Man...

Dum Gai



Small Horse...

Tai Ni Po Ni



Did you go to the beach?...

Wai Yu So Tan?



I bumped into a coffee table...

Ai Bang Mai Ni



I think you need a face lift...

Chin Tu Fat



It's very dark in here...

Wai So Dim?



I thought you were on a diet...

Wai Yu Mun Ching?



This is a tow away zone...

No Pah King



Our meeting is scheduled for next week...

Wai Yu Kum Nao?



Staying out of sight...

Lei Ying Lo



He's cleaning his automobile...

Wa Shing Ka



Your body odor is offensive...

Yu Stin Ki Pu Home International

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