Q: Why wasn't the vampire working?

A: He was on his coffin break.

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?

A: Rice Creepies.

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle?

A: It was a chain letter.

Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?

A: It was a stake sandwich.

Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?

A: A trombone.

Q: Why was the zombie so grumpy?

A: She woke up too early in the mourning.

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast?

A: Fangsgiving Day dinner.

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?

A: Twig or treat.

Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?

A: Ghostcards.

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

A: She had bat breath. Home Halloween Next