Q: Why is food better than a man?

A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?

A: He gets out..

Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?

A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: ONE! men will screw anything.

Q: What do toilet seats ,anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?

A: Men miss them all.

Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?

A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.

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